centurylink

The absolute worst internet provider ever.

Guy1: I'm switching to CenturyLink tomorrow!

Guy2: Have fun in virtual hell.

by xdarkvEnom October 14, 2013

webkinz

A game that actually used to be fun, then they starting stealing kid's money, and then they got more greedy than ROBLOX.

Kid: OMG WEBKINZ IZ SOOOOO0O0 FUN!!!

Me: Well, except that you have to pay to do 99% of things.

by xdarkvEnom October 13, 2013

RT

1) ROBLOX Talk
2) ReTweet
3) Russia Today

1) I'm gonna go on RT
2) I'm gonna RT this
3) I'm gonna go on RT

by xdarkvEnom November 03, 2013

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Did you really take all the time to type that?

Dude1: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Dude2: Why did you take the time to type that?

by xdarkvEnom September 09, 2013

13 year jail sentence

school

4-year olds better get ready for their 13 year jail sentence.

by xdarkvEnom October 16, 2013

june 5

The day you finally get released out of your 9 month jail sentence, AKA school

Guy1: Dude it's almost June 5th!!

Guy2: Celebrate good times come on!! :D

by xdarkvEnom October 14, 2013

middle school

The 3 worst years of your life.

5th grader: I'm going into middle school! :D

Freshman: lol.

by xdarkvEnom November 16, 2013