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Central Kitsap highschool 

A school in the Washingtons kitsap county that’s filled with stoners, hoe freshman, thots, drug dealers, and a growing population of Eboys and egirls who you can find writing on the walls in the juul room if your not of of those the you would be a prep kid. A school that is built like a prison and has multiple people that enjoy fucking their family members
Hey mom why do those kids look so crazy?”
“honey that’s because they go to Central Kitsap highschool

Central Kitsap High School 

abbrev; CKHS

^ A high school located in Kitsap County, Washington, United States. It is one of the seven schools in the Central Kitsap School District that provides secondary curriculum.

CKHS consists of:

1.) an ever-growing population of ‘alt’ girls / boys / non-binaries who consider themselves “emo” for wearing black and listening to Mitski

2.) Dudes who pretend to like Mitski so they could get with said “emo.”

<These individuals’ plans 9/10 usually do not work out.>

3.) Entitled fake hood dudes that primarily listen to mainstream rap artists similar to the likes of Yeat, Carti, Kanye, SlayWorld, etc; but then on rare occasions play a more ballad-like genre of R&B artists such as: Steve Lacy, Frank Ocean, Keshi, or Brent Faiyaz on either the aux or their Instagram Story to make a good impression on their shawty. (Ladies, don’t ever fall for this.)

4.) The same entitled fake hood dudes except nic addicted

5.) Wannabe ABG’s that for some reason romanticize The Bay and its gang culture.

6.) Some Unprofessional, Non-engaging teachers that fail to establish relevancy.

No, I do not want to hear about the psychedelic trips you experienced 100 years ago in college literally two seconds after you announced out loud the death of a public figure/celebrity in the middle of an exam.

For the most part, the staff are great.

7.) No lockers.
BroDude 1: “Oh, you like Mitski too? She is my favorite artist”
Alt-Chick 1: “c’mon, stop lying to these hoes. u do not listen to Mitski”

Random Dude *eavesdropping* : “um Okay, then…... I’m gonna go to my non-existent locker now..”

A excerpt from a Central Kitsap High School Convo (probably)

‘Mitski’ could also be interchanged with ‘Pierce The Veil,’ ‘Taylor Swift,’ or ‘Deftones’

Central Kitsap high school 

The kitsap county school where it’s known for its “dedication to excellence”. It’s the exact quote “If you shoved a lump of coal up central Kitsap high schools ass, it would turn into a diamond.” This school is known for the pussy ass dances, being treated like kindergartener and taught that high functioning anxiety is okay. Central Kitsap high school students are known for their daddy’s money, fake bitches, and the closeted jocks… if you ever decide ending up in this prison you call school, just know they will act like they care when they don’t actually care about their students fun at all. Students usually do have nice party's on the weekends though. Props to their daddy’s.
Hey! Can I meet you at your locker after school?
Sorry we don’t have lockers here at central kitsap high school
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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