Craterpenis 

A penis that is so deformed it almost shares a liking of a coffeecake.

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When it's time to become a nun.

John held up a sponge to his private parts they were almost Identical, that's when I realized my boyfriend had a Craterpenis.

Craterpenis by HotPinkPyro August 2, 2010

Centerpenis 

A centerpenis is a dildo center piece for a formal table.

Wow Meg, I’m having so much fun at your sex party but you have to tell me, where did you find that centerpenis??

Centerpenis by Dis0wned May 13, 2018

Crater Penis 

A penis that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater

Samantha: Oh My God, please whip it out John
John: *whips it out*
Samantha: Ew, it's a crater penis!!!!

Crater Penis by Crater, Esq. December 23, 2010