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Craterpenis 

A penis that is so deformed it almost shares a liking of a coffeecake.

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When it's time to become a nun.

John held up a sponge to his private parts they were almost Identical, that's when I realized my boyfriend had a Craterpenis.

Craterpenis by HotPinkPyro August 2, 2010