Celrts 

One who is fast, but often makes careless mistakes. Originated from the Latin word, "celeritās," which meant swiftness, speed."

Celrts failed the test in no time.

Celrts by UglyFingernails March 24, 2021

Orthodox Celts 

An awesome band from Serbia which plays Irish music. Their frontman is called Aca Celtic (Aca is pronounced "Azza", like "pizza" with an A instead of PI) and he rocks. Most of their songs are in English, and they make their own songs (like "Far Away") as well as playing old Irish ones (like "Rocky Road to Dublin").

Aca Celtic was once bullied by one of his teachers in high school and then came back with his crew and dumped the bastard in a garbage container.
Orthodox Celts usually make a New Year concert every year in Serbia.

Orthodox Celts by Baklava42 January 21, 2007

Celts

Someone who dewells from Wales, Ireland, Scotland, Cornwall, The Isle of Man or Britanny. An ancient people who frequently raided Saxon villages.

Wales, Ireland and Scotland are all Celtic nations

Celts by Foad September 24, 2003

spanish celts 

A proud people, residing in spain and part of france. fantastic metalsmiths. most common folk of the spanish celts, and all celts really, wore their wealth in the form of jewelery. instead of the barbarous people we percieve the celts as, because of the romans, we must think of an incredibly advanced subculture and, indeed, culture entirely. the sword invented by the celts was eventualy used against them by the romans. the Gladius Hispaniensus was the primary weapon of roman infantry for most of the empire's domanant years. the celts never had a professional army, but then again neither did most of the cultures of the time. this lack of uniformity, unfortunately, lead to the ahnialation of nearly the entire celtic culture and its subsequient subcultures. remnants found of the celtic culture are often missunderstood by the christian church to be demonic and pagan. this only furthers the missunderstanding of barbarism.

Karl, "Look at the craftsmanship of this blade, its quite intricate!"

Justin, "Not saying much, dude, its a Spanish Celt's work. you know how damn proud the spanish celts were!"

spanish celts by Karl Deets December 6, 2006

Pack O Certs 

Someone who's cock is so small, you don't know whether its "in" or not..

"we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"

Pack O Certs by iloveus April 24, 2009

Certsibaabaasmaalarajabeneraavaookasa 

An extreme slur used to ridicule a persons height (usually a midget) in Delhi, India. It is pronounced as Carte-Shi-Baba-As-Mala-Raja-Bean-era-Ava-Okasha.

"Teri to Certsibaabaasmaalarajabeneraavaookasa". - Hindi Version
English Translation : "Your a stupid midget."

Certsibaabaasmaalarajabeneraavaookasa by changeinchakranature December 30, 2020

certs 

Certificates or other documentation that can significantly qualify one for a better/decent job. Often of a technical computer/networking nature.

Fuck, getting my A+ cert was easy as hell to get after that course.

Congrats, I just spent 3k on a course to get my networking certs.

certs by letfireraindown November 19, 2010