certs

Certificates or other documentation that can significantly qualify one for a better/decent job. Often of a technical computer/networking nature.

Fuck, getting my A+ cert was easy as hell to get after that course.

Congrats, I just spent 3k on a course to get my networking certs.

by letfireraindown November 19, 2010

certs

Short for Concerta, a medication which is commonly prescribed to people with learning disabilities. Often abused by college students.

I just wrote 8 pages off the certs

by laurentyethagenius September 24, 2016

certs

A: a delicious mint

B: a delicious mint used as a throwing knife

i pwnd jarret in the juggular with a certs and made him cough and sputter up some blood

by [sLuT] Ezekiel July 5, 2006

certs

1. (for certs) Without a doubt; for sure.

I can say for certs that is true.

by Random14YearOld November 23, 2022

Pack O Certs

Someone who's cock is so small, you don't know whether its "in" or not..

"we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"

by iloveus April 24, 2009

inoppolity certificate

A type of certificate required when transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode

A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate.

I need a certificate of innopolity for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.

Please provide me with a certificate of inoppolity, since the funds are glarded and my account is in a tax clode

What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

red sky carts

The go-to dab pen cart for an avetard. These carts are deadly asf for an avetard because whenever he hits one, he ends up out like a light. As always, froomie is the plug for these also as he always is for any weed stuff.

I bought a dab pen and froomie told me I could have one of his red sky carts.

by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019