certs

Certificates or other documentation that can significantly qualify one for a better/decent job. Often of a technical computer/networking nature.

Fuck, getting my A+ cert was easy as hell to get after that course.

Congrats, I just spent 3k on a course to get my networking certs.

by letfireraindown November 19, 2010

certs

Short for Concerta, a medication which is commonly prescribed to people with learning disabilities. Often abused by college students.

I just wrote 8 pages off the certs

by laurentyethagenius September 24, 2016

certs

A: a delicious mint

B: a delicious mint used as a throwing knife

i pwnd jarret in the juggular with a certs and made him cough and sputter up some blood

by [sLuT] Ezekiel July 05, 2006

cert

When the Supreme Court of the United States agrees to hear a case. Short for the latin "certiorari" meaning "to send up the record."

We were happy to hear the Supremes granted cert in Lawrence v. Texas.

by J. Muskratt June 17, 2005

Cert

to be certain

to be glad

certified

teacher : there is no school on monday

Paul: oh cert cert cert certy cert cert

by kaz-kidd June 21, 2009

Certed

To be given a certificate. The action of having had a qualification bestowed on you . like benighted is to be knighted.

The honour is bestowed upon you..it is Certed to you

"at the awards ceremony Brian was certed with an honours degree"

by Lunar Rover April 20, 2018

Cert

A female that is visually unpleasing to regarde.

"Hey, have you seen Susan Boyle lately?"

"No, i'll go out on a limb and still assume she's a cert right?"

by moleman12345 September 22, 2011