Urban Dictionary: cert

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When the Supreme Court of the United States agrees to hear a case. Short for the latin "certiorari" meaning "to send up the record."

We were happy to hear the Supremes granted cert in Lawrence v. Texas.

by J. Muskratt June 17, 2005

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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

teacher : there is no school on monday

Paul: oh cert cert cert certy cert cert

by kaz-kidd June 21, 2009

A female that is visually unpleasing to regarde.

"Hey, have you seen Susan Boyle lately?"

"No, i'll go out on a limb and still assume she's a cert right?"

by moleman12345 September 21, 2011

Certificates or other documentation that can significantly qualify one for a better/decent job. Often of a technical computer/networking nature.

Fuck, getting my A+ cert was easy as hell to get after that course.

Congrats, I just spent 3k on a course to get my networking certs.

by letfireraindown November 16, 2010

Active the CERT Team we have a Riot.

by Yourused October 04, 2007

A: a delicious mint

B: a delicious mint used as a throwing knife

i pwnd jarret in the juggular with a certs and made him cough and sputter up some blood

by [sLuT] Ezekiel June 28, 2006