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Celibite

Celibite is a term used when you refuse or choose to have sex untill you can prove your self faithfull to do so.
I used to "sleep around" even when I was in a relation ship with somone so i've decided to remain Celibite untill I can prove to my self that I can be faithfull.
by Ashleahhhhhh August 16, 2007
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Celibate

To stop having sex until you meet someone who you think truly deserves it from you.
She became celibate after her last boyfriend only used her for sex
by Heyhowyadoing November 14, 2017
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celibate goggles

The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.
Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
by 313vagina April 17, 2009
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Celibate

Some of the people trying to accuse the guy of being a womanizer didn't know he had been celibate for almost a decade (the way he had spent most of his life). He didn't think he was a priest, or cleaner/better than anybody else, it was just the way he lived, the same way people who decide live the opposite life live the opposite life. He didn't think their accusations made a lot of sense.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020
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Celibate

Being celibate isn't the same thing as not getting to bathe or eat, it's not a punishment.
Being celibate, whether it's by choice or not, is not a punishment because sex isn't like food, you can keep going without it.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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Angry Celibate

A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.
Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"
by Zoopy July 17, 2007
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Celibitch

When a woman acts like a bitch because she hasn't had sex in a very long time. Coined by Mike in 2009.
Ari has been acting like a real celibitch ever since she and her boyfriend broke up 2 years ago.
by darkolive November 14, 2010
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