Celegaytion

When gay people party!

Bently & Vance were hosting a celegaytion in honor of Pride month.

by Divafan78 July 14, 2015

Celebation

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

Cregaytionist

A religious fundamentalist that leads a double life: on the one hand, he/she is an ardent apologist constantly asserting his/her moral superiority over non-believers and skeptics of the dogma and/or doctrine that he/she defends with the usual staples of mendacity and breath-taking, deliberate ignorance. Conversely, he/she hypocritically leads a secret life punctuated with the gay sex he/she denounces as a damnable sin. Also called: Ted Haggard Syndrome

You ever see that fundie preacher with a woman? I bet he's a total cregaytionist.

by Tarbosaur April 11, 2011

celebraytion

A noisy congratulatory to-do dat resembles a group of donkeys "sounding off" at once.

Brighty of da Grand Canyon is said to have sired a number of cute little ones, so I wonder if he and da other "ladies" in his group held an impromptu "celebraytion" anytime a new foal came along?

by QuacksO August 29, 2022