Cavemanic

to act in a caveman manner.

boy throws a stick and says something dumb. girl says, "wow, that's very cavemanic of you."

Cavemanic by newerwords June 1, 2012

Go Caveman 

The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.

1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.

2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.

3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.

Go Caveman by TheFlashSimiValley April 5, 2016

so easy a caveman can do it 

Sarah Palin
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.

Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.

so easy a caveman can do it by Everything you're not! January 11, 2011

Cavemaned

Past tense of Caveman - when a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

I cavemaned my bitch last night with my big cock.

The chick saw stars all night long after I cavemaned her.

Wayne's big cock left Amanda with a black eye after he cavemaned her over the weekend.

Cavemaned by A guy with a very big cock April 19, 2010

Caveman Diet 

A Caveman Diet consists of basically two food groups - meat and leaves. Many believe this type of diet is optimal for humans since that's what we evolved on for tens of thousands of years. Beyond the ingredients, an important part of the Caveman Diet is the method of food preparation. As a rule, everything that can be eaten raw is eaten raw. Cooking methods such as deep-frying or marinating are bypassed entirely. If the meat must be cooked - it's lightly seared and eaten rare. The eggs are sucked raw and the milk is drunk fresh only. No cheese, no sour-cream, no ice-cream. Hi-Carb foods like breads, grains and pasta are left out almost entirely.
This low-carb diet is also effective in rapid weight-loss and muscle gain.

I'm starting the Caveman diet for as long as I can

From now on, Im going Caveman with my food.

Caveman Diet by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008

Caveman Texting 

The act of Caveman Texting applies when two people are involved in a text conversation and one party does not have the option of a QWERTY board, thus typing through T9 or numbered text. That person is Caveman Texting

person A: Whys it taking you so long to get back to me

Person B: Sorry bud, I'm Caveman Texting here...

Caveman Texting by HandOfEris May 4, 2010

THE ANGRY CAVEMAN 

WHEN YOU RUB A5-35 ON THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN YOUR PARTNER'S ASS MAKING HER GRUNT AND WALK ON ALL FOURS

"YO DUDE!" LAST SATURDAY I MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR AND GAVE HER THE ANGRY CAVEMAN. THE BITCH WENT CRAZY"

THE ANGRY CAVEMAN by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009