Past tense of Caveman - when a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.
I cavemaned my bitch last night with my big cock.
The chick saw stars all night long after I cavemaned her.
Wayne's big cock left Amanda with a black eye after he cavemaned her over the weekend.
The chick saw stars all night long after I cavemaned her.
Wayne's big cock left Amanda with a black eye after he cavemaned her over the weekend.
by A guy with a very big cock April 19, 2010
Get the Cavemaned mug.The act of a man exploiting and abusing the raw, dominating power he possesses over a willing but weaker woman to gain heavy petting, sexual release, or to feel boobies.
Joe Shmoe cavemaned my cousin. He clubbed her, dragged that bitch into an dark alley and bend her over an SUV.
by Donkey Punchers April 6, 2004
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The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.
1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.
2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.
3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.
3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
by TheFlashSimiValley April 5, 2016
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Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.
by Everything you're not! January 11, 2011
Get the so easy a caveman can do it mug.A Caveman Diet consists of basically two food groups - meat and leaves. Many believe this type of diet is optimal for humans since that's what we evolved on for tens of thousands of years. Beyond the ingredients, an important part of the Caveman Diet is the method of food preparation. As a rule, everything that can be eaten raw is eaten raw. Cooking methods such as deep-frying or marinating are bypassed entirely. If the meat must be cooked - it's lightly seared and eaten rare. The eggs are sucked raw and the milk is drunk fresh only. No cheese, no sour-cream, no ice-cream. Hi-Carb foods like breads, grains and pasta are left out almost entirely.
This low-carb diet is also effective in rapid weight-loss and muscle gain.
This low-carb diet is also effective in rapid weight-loss and muscle gain.
by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008
Get the Caveman Diet mug.The act of Caveman Texting applies when two people are involved in a text conversation and one party does not have the option of a QWERTY board, thus typing through T9 or numbered text. That person is Caveman Texting
person A: Whys it taking you so long to get back to me
Person B: Sorry bud, I'm Caveman Texting here...
Person B: Sorry bud, I'm Caveman Texting here...
by HandOfEris May 4, 2010
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"YO DUDE!" LAST SATURDAY I MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR AND GAVE HER THE ANGRY CAVEMAN. THE BITCH WENT CRAZY"
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
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