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cavemanning 

When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.
I was cavemanning last night, and my chick saw stars all night long. Lucky she had no black and blue bruises on her forehead or I would be arrested for domestic violence, shit.
cavemanning by king_muscat April 16, 2010

cavemanners 

the behavioral conduct demonstrated by cavemen during various occasions.
"He appeared well-groomed and civilized, though his cavemanners at the restaurant left much to be desired."
cavemanners by connie m August 23, 2011

Cavegating 

Viewing sporting events on TV, with copious amounts of adult beverages and various munchies, from a "man cave".
We did some serious cavegating at Bob's this weekend!
Cavegating by Cabo Bobbo September 27, 2011

Colemaning around 

When a person aimlessly wonders around doing various tasks with no real direction.
What the hell is joe doing? He’s all over the place.

He’s “colemaning around.”
Colemaning around by Skylar33 December 30, 2022

cavemanning 

the way you walk when you are so fucked up that you can't even stand up straight, when there is no more liquor left but you're too fired up to pass out. often results in embarking on a journey to find hoes or burn shit
"Dave, you're not gonna get laid if you keep cavemanning. Stand the fuck up."

"I was so fucked up last night that I was cavemanning around Chiles Base looking for hoes."

Rob: Brendan, why is there a huge hole in the quote board?
Brendan: Dave took my lighter and went cavemanning
cavemanning by shpawk December 5, 2009

Cavemanning 

Talking like a caveman, either because you are in too big of a rush to use articles and conjuctions, or because you're too cool for proper grammar. Either way, it sounds awesome.
"Why no call me?"

"Dropped phone in tub, phone explode, go boom."

"...Cavemanning cool."
Cavemanning by Deliriumishlirium August 5, 2012
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