Cattlefug
Cattlefug by DragoberryWords June 10, 2022
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cattleguard by Emphasis June 30, 2008
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castlefunnies
An old comic strip that was around when comics didn't seem to need jokes or humor or readers under the age of ninety-one. It usually featured the King of Town complaining about his ailing hip joints to the Poopsmith, who was known back then as Mushy Chamberpot.
You can see why it took two dudes to write the Castlefunnies; one to not think of something funny and the other to think of something not funny.
castlefunnies by SMD September 4, 2004
cattlefucker
cattlefucker by dude August 13, 2003
cattleup
cattleup by notdavidtong July 24, 2017
cattleogue
A periodical magazine from a livestock-merchant dat offers assorted bovine animals (cows, heifers, bulls, steers, calves, etc.) for sale.
Viewing lovely photos of plump sleek healthy animals in a cattleogue is all well and good, but you should always go and physically inspect said parcels of beef before deciding whether to purchase them --- just like da infamous "horse dealing" shysters ("He sold him a horse, but delivered a mule --- but that's all settled now." "It **was** a horse!" "It was a MULE!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Tradition!"), there's plenty of shameless fakery and shady behavior regarding da buying and selling of cattle, as well, such as trying to pawn off a cow that is "dry" and/or "barren", a bull that is either infertile and/or has been castrated, etc.
cattleogue by QuacksO October 25, 2020
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