Catpagned

When your partner has had too much champagne and thinks they are a cat.

My girl got so catpagned, I had to give her scratches and pets.

by DoctorWhoAmI November 17, 2020

Catmageddon

A portmanteau of cat and armageddon, Catmageddon refers to an battle amongst felines so epic that it signals the end of times.

Dave grinned helplessly as the Catmageddon unfolded, powerless to stop the disaster that was engulfing his world.

by Committee to Save DPS January 26, 2011

captained

to add Captain Morgan to something

Rob: "I just captained my coffee"
Joe: "Nice!, I wish I had captained my coffee"

by rumforestrum May 22, 2011

champagnedelier

A chandelier that sprays champagne. Useful for parties

Katie installed a champagnedelier in her living room.

by EvanKnish September 2, 2021

campaigned

To out some on for being gay, true or not . by political means , in the rumor mill. At a corperation or in a town .
A mental bending over and buttslamming of someone , by insults.from the "Collective contiousness of a Town or Corperation .

1 He's so , not gay
2 There's nothing we can do , He was already campaigned .

by Lou Cypher July 12, 2006

Captained

When someone gets unexpectedly kicked in the balls hard enough to make them cry. While the person who kicked the other person balls yells Captain! too further humiliate the other person.

Dude Tom owes me money when i find him he is getting Captained.

CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED

by fenton-gorrilla410 April 15, 2010

Captained

It's when someone is sitting next to something you can do the captains pose and fart next to them. Or in their face...... Even better!

There was an empty chair next to him so I captained him!

by Paulie Bhoy September 27, 2013