DoctorWhoAmI's definitions

Offendederestederest

When you or someone you know are offended beyond what the mind can typically understand. It's a state of being that is rather dangerous to approach and when you get to this point, you must either take it out on someone annoying or punch a wall. There are no in betweens. If someone you know, or someone you come across, is in this state run away immediately. Do not engage. I repeat, do not engage.

That Karen over there is reaching dangerous levels of ofendedness over being treated like a normal shopper. Why, I think she might be reaching offendederestederest levels! Run away!

by DoctorWhoAmI February 5, 2023

Catpagned

When your partner has had too much champagne and thinks they are a cat.

My girl got so catpagned, I had to give her scratches and pets.

by DoctorWhoAmI November 17, 2020