Catori is an amazing person.
by Tevy February 21, 2020
Get the Catori mug.Catori is a short dark-skin person wit Jonny bravo type hair mixed wit Invader zim he funny ash his favorite word ta tell us ABUSE ! When somebody hit him
by MATWREAL GWORL May 13, 2022
Get the Catori mug.An educational television show shown by teachers in Spanish classes. It is done in the form of a telenovela, and it's pretty much the cheesiest thing to ever be on Earth. It's about a really enthusiastic girl named Jamie who goes to Mexico with her classmate, Phillip. They go to a bunch of random places, enter a love triangle with an insanely horny guy named Carlos who works at a charity devoted to decreasing the use of pesticides and hates everything American, and get followed around by a creepy detective hired by a librarian that's actually supposed to guard them or something like that. The librarian also has a greasy assistant that keeps trying to hit on Jamie. (Basically, everyone is trying to hit on her.) Eventually, the chick gets all the land that her great grandmother owned back from some evil old politican and donates it to the pesticide charity. She decides to go back to America and leaves the horny Mexican guy devastated. It's memorable because of how completely ridiculous it is. Everybody dresses horrendously, and everything is just exaggerated. For proof on how terribly cheesy this is, look up "el baile de queso" on YouTube.
At least it's not el enredo
At least it's not el enredo
"MI BISABUELAAAAAA... La catrina!!!!
"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"
"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."
"GETHIM"
"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"
"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."
"GETHIM"
by adamkrupinski May 5, 2013
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She’s the most loyal girlfriend you’ll ever get. Strongest, most stubborn person. But certain people can get through to her. You’re lucky if you’re one of them. You’ll want to put a ring on it after a week of dating.
But be careful. Her anger is horrific. She can be ready to rip someone’s throat out and if you’re one of those people that can calm her down in seconds. You’re lucky. She loves you. Don’t take her for granted.
Normally someone with long blonde or long brown hair, blue eyes and a wonderful, cheerful, down to earth personality.
She’s the most loyal girlfriend you’ll ever get. Strongest, most stubborn person. But certain people can get through to her. You’re lucky if you’re one of them. You’ll want to put a ring on it after a week of dating.
But be careful. Her anger is horrific. She can be ready to rip someone’s throat out and if you’re one of those people that can calm her down in seconds. You’re lucky. She loves you. Don’t take her for granted.
Normally someone with long blonde or long brown hair, blue eyes and a wonderful, cheerful, down to earth personality.
by TerribleTruth July 13, 2018
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by Someone who met a cathrina :) March 9, 2019
Get the Cathrina mug.A complete GODDESS. She has gorgeous hair, no matter what! She is funny, kind, and sometimes slightly bossy. She will stand by you no matter what. Unless you piss her off. NEVER piss her off. She will freaking murder you if you piss her or one of her friends off. She is a brilliant person, but she sucks at math. So, so nice and accepting. My best friend.
Emmilia: (Cries)
Caterina: What's wrong?!
Emmilia: Tim broke up with me! (keeps crying)
Caterina: HE'S SO DEAD!! (Goes off to find him)
Caterina: What's wrong?!
Emmilia: Tim broke up with me! (keeps crying)
Caterina: HE'S SO DEAD!! (Goes off to find him)
by sharing.my.expirience May 25, 2021
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She's definitely a Catarina
how can she pull that off?
she's gorgeous,
she's just absolutely amazing.
She's definitely a Catarina
by honestwriters45 June 18, 2018
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