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A sexual position in which either partner kneels as is too pray, while inserting both hands (in typical prayer formation) into the ass of the other partner

Damn miekal gave me the gnarliest catholik priezt last night, it was so good, I think I found God.

Catholik Priezt by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008

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catholic priest

A word for which the acronym is CP.

That catholic priest was watching CP on his PC

catholic priest by Lollerc0a5t3r March 2, 2011

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catholic priest

1. pedophile, child raper
2. male member of the Roman Catholic Church hierarchy

Man, I saw this loli walking around outside unattended. Lucky for her I'm not a Catholic Priest.

catholic priest by filipino phil September 27, 2010

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catholic priest

See Kid diddler.

That catholic priest diddled them all there innocent childs!

catholic priest by PissLip March 26, 2008

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catholic priest

See - "Devil in a black coat"

"Run children, guard your backsides. Here comes the catholic pervert priest"

catholic priest by Bill Finn November 11, 2003

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catholic priesting

When an grown man slowly undressing a young boy from the shoulder downwards, while feeling the back of said boy's neck slowly.

"My shoulders bleed from all the Catholic Priesting"

catholic priesting by TotallyNotTheChristianChurch January 8, 2014

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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