N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.
Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples
Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples
Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!
Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!
You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!
You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008
Man, whats bejabbered you?
I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys
I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys
by Dr. Cornwalice February 16, 2008
A sexual position in which either partner kneels as is too pray, while inserting both hands (in typical prayer formation) into the ass of the other partner
by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008
In 1995, wheelchair impared Bill Dole, stole a full auto glock and purchased two shotguns and an M4 carbine before wheeling into a mail sorting facility in rural Arkansas, and commited fluoxecide by fatally shooting forty workers and injuring ten others then killing himself after a shootout with local law enforcement.
by Dr. Cornwalice February 16, 2008
Brent: I've heard you can do things with your ass, crazy things.
John: Yeah back in my tijuana days we all did crazy things with our asses, I remember this old mexican guy who lived in the desert, he showed me how to whistle with my ass by closing my ass lips tightly and blowing a fart out forcibly.
Brent: So could we learn how to do this?
John: Yeah, bend over,we need to carry on the tradition right?
Brent: What did they call it?
John:... an Anuistle
John: Yeah back in my tijuana days we all did crazy things with our asses, I remember this old mexican guy who lived in the desert, he showed me how to whistle with my ass by closing my ass lips tightly and blowing a fart out forcibly.
Brent: So could we learn how to do this?
John: Yeah, bend over,we need to carry on the tradition right?
Brent: What did they call it?
John:... an Anuistle
by Dr. Cornwalice February 21, 2008
Adj. The force exerted upon farting
Alt. Definition
N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.
Alt. Definition
N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.
BILL, HOLY SHIT your fart just measured a 9.5 on the fart scale
Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?
Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?
by Dr. Cornwalice February 21, 2008
I saw Johnny after that UPS truck hit him, they have him in a tard bucket now, all he seems to do is drool on himself, can't walk, can't even talk.
by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008