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cartillery 

Dropping vehicles on top of opponents in the PC game Battlefield 2 via the commander function.
"Dude, SirKillzALot just got crushed by Humvee cartillery!"
cartillery by hypnotoad May 30, 2006

Carceller 

Someone who lives and breathes biggie smallz. And is the next Biggie(Christopher Wallace) Smallz. This person or thing is also amazing at rapping and dolly shots.
WE saw someone one that looked exactly like Biggie but it was probably just a carceller
Carceller by John savantez October 9, 2010

Mini Crullers 

The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.

Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.

If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.
John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"

George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."
A tractor-tire shaped donut sold at Tim Hortons in Canada. It is made, I swear, of sugar, lard and pure, uncut cocaine.
If you're going to Tims I'll have a double double and some crullers.
cruller by breakwall January 14, 2005

chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.
Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.
- verb; cruller, crullered, crullering

To overdue something by giving a person something you think they like until they don't like it anymore.
Parents do this often, as well as grandparents.

It is very annoying when this happens and is hard to reverse the effects of.
Person 1: "Oh man, mom keeps buying Spiderman things for little Dreyfuss. He already has 3 Spiderman T-shirts, the whole set of action figures, two posters and a Spiderman bedsheet set."

Person 2: "Poor kid, he doesn't even like Spiderman that much. He's totally getting crullered!"
cruller by Waguchi October 21, 2009