A town in South East London (SE6) slowly becoming gentrified with creative types, but also quite rough, a bit like Forest Hill and Deptford, no one from north London has a clue where it is.
Has a Lidle, Aldi and Poundland, so yes it is cheap. But it's got a trendy new Cinema so will eventually become like Peckham. You'll find roadmen and chavs here, and a lot of screaming mums dragging along a kid with dried snot on them.
Otherwise you come across quite normal people here, you've got pretty standard newsagents and butchers and, and then, places like the cinema and some trendy new pubs.
Has a Lidle, Aldi and Poundland, so yes it is cheap. But it's got a trendy new Cinema so will eventually become like Peckham. You'll find roadmen and chavs here, and a lot of screaming mums dragging along a kid with dried snot on them.
Otherwise you come across quite normal people here, you've got pretty standard newsagents and butchers and, and then, places like the cinema and some trendy new pubs.
Oh you live in Catford is that the place with the Big Cat statue! Oh it is? O yeah I've always wanted to go there
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A slum in rural South West of Englang. This sink-hole is a hot-bed of inbreeding and gang violence (Crips vs Bloods and Chavs vs The Rest). Compton look out, this place is ten times worse. Only the stupidest organisms live in this environment.
I'm going to Cotford tonight to pick me up a cheap girl.
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I lost my trousers in a fight over a toffee crisp in Cotford last night.
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I lost my trousers in a fight over a toffee crisp in Cotford last night.
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Are you from Poole? Not really im from Canford Cliffs, much better than the rest of Poole.
One of these days i want to be good enough to live in Canford Cliffs.
One of these days i want to be good enough to live in Canford Cliffs.
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It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.
It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.
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