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Catford

A town in South East London (SE6) slowly becoming gentrified with creative types, but also quite rough, a bit like Forest Hill and Deptford, no one from north London has a clue where it is.
Has a Lidle, Aldi and Poundland, so yes it is cheap. But it's got a trendy new Cinema so will eventually become like Peckham. You'll find roadmen and chavs here, and a lot of screaming mums dragging along a kid with dried snot on them.
Otherwise you come across quite normal people here, you've got pretty standard newsagents and butchers and, and then, places like the cinema and some trendy new pubs.
Oh you live in Catford is that the place with the Big Cat statue! Oh it is? O yeah I've always wanted to go there
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by hazeqerty December 3, 2019
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Catford Bunch

An inexpensive floral offering made by collecting the tributes of recent car crash / stabbing victims from roadsides / lamposts.
Damn im skint, have to get the wife a Catford Bunch for our anniversary
by James Nicholson July 17, 2005
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Cotford

A slum in rural South West of Englang. This sink-hole is a hot-bed of inbreeding and gang violence (Crips vs Bloods and Chavs vs The Rest). Compton look out, this place is ten times worse. Only the stupidest organisms live in this environment.
I'm going to Cotford tonight to pick me up a cheap girl.

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I lost my trousers in a fight over a toffee crisp in Cotford last night.
by Dave MacCormick May 14, 2005
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catfood

Smokin' catfood, tokin' catfood, ready to pap you if we have to
by odawg December 1, 2007
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Canford Cliffs

A Delectable subberb of Poole, complete with some of the most fantastic beaches the UK has to offer. Complete with a quaint village and a Psychiatric Hospital of the finest order. Neighbours the illustrious sandbanks. Home of fabulously wealthy footballers and property developers. and the delectable Lilliput, which is not in fact filled with tiny people as depicted in Gullivers travels.
Are you from Poole? Not really im from Canford Cliffs, much better than the rest of Poole.

One of these days i want to be good enough to live in Canford Cliffs.
by TimidMike March 31, 2011
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Canford School

Voted by Tatler as the public (private) school of the year in 2019, Canford is home to the largest population of nouveau riche twats in south-west England. Under the illusion that they are by some stretch aristocrats, no mention of their names appear in the Peerage.
It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.
Canford School is kinda leng.
by reallyrandomindividual April 12, 2023
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catfood monster

a homeless preson who eats cat or pet food for a cheap source of food and protein
"Look at that homeless preson eating pet food."
"That would make them a catfood monster."
by crazyjayman June 13, 2009
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