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A slum in rural South West of Englang. This sink-hole is a hot-bed of inbreeding and gang violence (Crips vs Bloods and Chavs vs The Rest). Compton look out, this place is ten times worse. Only the stupidest organisms live in this environment.

I'm going to Cotford tonight to pick me up a cheap girl.

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I lost my trousers in a fight over a toffee crisp in Cotford last night.

Cotford by Dave MacCormick May 14, 2005

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Catford

A town in South East London (SE6) slowly becoming gentrified with creative types, but also quite rough, a bit like Forest Hill and Deptford, no one from north London has a clue where it is.
Has a Lidle, Aldi and Poundland, so yes it is cheap. But it's got a trendy new Cinema so will eventually become like Peckham. You'll find roadmen and chavs here, and a lot of screaming mums dragging along a kid with dried snot on them.
Otherwise you come across quite normal people here, you've got pretty standard newsagents and butchers and, and then, places like the cinema and some trendy new pubs.

Oh you live in Catford is that the place with the Big Cat statue! Oh it is? O yeah I've always wanted to go there
where

Catford by hazeqerty December 3, 2019

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Catford Bunch

An inexpensive floral offering made by collecting the tributes of recent car crash / stabbing victims from roadsides / lamposts.

Damn im skint, have to get the wife a Catford Bunch for our anniversary

Catford Bunch by James Nicholson July 17, 2005

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comfordable

When something is comfortable and affordable at the same time.

The shoes I bought today were very comfordable!

comfordable by Tyley May 2, 2010

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conford

Short for Connie.
A person who is in a "conford" mood... meaning, pissy.

Jeeze Connie is being really conford today.

conford by jerry chode May 20, 2010

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Comfordable

Something that is both comfortable and not overly expensive.

This chair feels great and only cost me like $20. It's very Comfordable.

Comfordable by Fowlern October 25, 2009

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confordable

Comfortable and affordable all in one

This sofa is very confordable

confordable by Cfman6 January 13, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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