Cotford

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A slum in rural South West of Englang. This sink-hole is a hot-bed of inbreeding and gang violence (Crips vs Bloods and Chavs vs The Rest). Compton look out, this place is ten times worse. Only the stupidest organisms live in this environment.

I'm going to Cotford tonight to pick me up a cheap girl.

OR

I lost my trousers in a fight over a toffee crisp in Cotford last night.

Cotford by Dave MacCormick May 14, 2005

Words you can keep

Catford

A town in South East London (SE6) slowly becoming gentrified with creative types, but also quite rough, a bit like Forest Hill and Deptford, no one from north London has a clue where it is.
Has a Lidle, Aldi and Poundland, so yes it is cheap. But it's got a trendy new Cinema so will eventually become like Peckham. You'll find roadmen and chavs here, and a lot of screaming mums dragging along a kid with dried snot on them.
Otherwise you come across quite normal people here, you've got pretty standard newsagents and butchers and, and then, places like the cinema and some trendy new pubs.

Oh you live in Catford is that the place with the Big Cat statue! Oh it is? O yeah I've always wanted to go there
where

Catford by hazeqerty December 3, 2019

Related Words

Cotford • Comfordable • Catford • Catford Bunch • conford • confordable • Sam Cosford • Colt Ford

Catford Bunch

An inexpensive floral offering made by collecting the tributes of recent car crash / stabbing victims from roadsides / lamposts.

Damn im skint, have to get the wife a Catford Bunch for our anniversary

Catford Bunch by James Nicholson July 17, 2005

comfordable

When something is comfortable and affordable at the same time.

The shoes I bought today were very comfordable!

comfordable by Tyley May 2, 2010

conford

Short for Connie.
A person who is in a "conford" mood... meaning, pissy.

Jeeze Connie is being really conford today.

conford by jerry chode May 20, 2010

Comfordable

Something that is both comfortable and not overly expensive.

This chair feels great and only cost me like $20. It's very Comfordable.

Comfordable by Fowlern October 25, 2009

confordable

Comfortable and affordable all in one

This sofa is very confordable

confordable by Cfman6 January 13, 2011

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026