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catcher's mit 

a girl so ugly her face looks like it has been hit with numerous baseballs, but thinks she is hot
that ugly bitch, she walks around like a catcher's mit
catcher's mit by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013
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Catcher's Mit 

n. Of or pertaining to a female's unattractive face. A face that closely resembles the catcher's glove or outfielders glove in the game of baseball.
Chiefly British definition - A female's face that has similarities to a wicket keeper's glove in the sport of cricket.
"Holy cow Jed, she looks like she's been catching fly balls in outfield all afternoon without a glove!"

"The batter tries to turn the all-star bowler into the leg-side, and with the sharp turn that the master leg-spinner is able to impart, he gets only a leading edge and offers a catch by Karen, with her face, at slip.
Catcher's Mit by ZimmFilmz September 10, 2005

lefty's catcher mit 

internet slang for something that appears to be there but turns out it isn't.
j.j. abrams monster in cloverfield seems to be a lefty's catcher mit.
lefty's catcher mit by lameboymatt January 19, 2008

lefty's catcher's mitt 

something you think is real, when actually it isnt
phoniness, net, jargon,

used in net jargon

basically a lefty's catcher's mitt

old catcher's mitt

Brittany has been fucked so many times she has an old catcher's mitt.
old catcher's mitt by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

catcher's mitt 

1.) A chic with some long-ass mud flap pussy lips...you blow it and it opens up like a catchers mitt...it'll swallow your dick whole.
I was gonna eat that pussy, until she opened up her legs...that shit was like a catcher's mitt! Wrinkly, overused, and abused.
catcher's mitt by Harry November 1, 2004

catcher's mitt 

A word descirbing the appearance of a woman's worn out, tired ass vagina.
Damn, that bitch had a fuckin' catcher's mitt! Yeah, she was nasty, but fuck it, ya know?
catcher's mitt by Justin May 4, 2004
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