Definitions by thekirkhammer

emotional tampon 

a man who listens to women's problems but never gets any sex from them

she just talks and talks and he listens, that dumbass emotional tampon will never get any pussy

emotional tampon by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013

catcher's mit 

a girl so ugly her face looks like it has been hit with numerous baseballs, but thinks she is hot

that ugly bitch, she walks around like a catcher's mit

catcher's mit by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013