emotional tampon

a man who listens to women's problems but never gets any sex from them
she just talks and talks and he listens, that dumbass emotional tampon will never get any pussy
by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013
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catcher's mit

a girl so ugly her face looks like it has been hit with numerous baseballs, but thinks she is hot
that ugly bitch, she walks around like a catcher's mit
by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013
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