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catbert
Carbert
The most kick ass last name, and whoever has it represents it well. Always have, always will. Now, hold up your beer and chug to the best last name ever! Go Carberts! They love to party and have a good time!
Do you know the Carberts?
Yeah, they always throw the best parties when their parents are out of town.
Awesome! Lets go to one.
Okay.
Yeah, they always throw the best parties when their parents are out of town.
Awesome! Lets go to one.
Okay.
Carbert by dancetotheradio April 19, 2009
catcert
cambertard
Car "enthusiast" who believe achieving 21 degrees of negative camber on a vehicle and completely destroying it's reliability and safety is cool.
cambertard by xXMonolithXx April 19, 2017
calbert
A hairy boy who is quiet but sometimes talks alot to certain people. Hater of chocolate and loves to poop. His best friend has to be cool cause anyone he talks to is. His best friend is either a hunky male or a beautiful gal.
Catterton
1. Sloth-like, couch is most likely best friend. Like an ARMY General he earns stripes but in the art of gaming not war. He is extremely well endowed. He can release his gag reflex on demand and utilizes this skill to not only consume unhealthy amounts of alcohol but to cock gobble.
Catterton by Jeff Williamson January 22, 2009
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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