Catbert 

The evil HR Director of Dilbert's company aka jAYjAY >.> Many people want Catbert dead :(

God Damn It Just Die Already

Catbert by jAYjAY November 27, 2004

catbert 

People who live in Canada and aren't gay.

Canada is very lacking of Catbert's

catbert by Catbert May 25, 2003

Carbert 

The most kick ass last name, and whoever has it represents it well. Always have, always will. Now, hold up your beer and chug to the best last name ever! Go Carberts! They love to party and have a good time!

Do you know the Carberts?
Yeah, they always throw the best parties when their parents are out of town.
Awesome! Lets go to one.
Okay.

Carbert by dancetotheradio April 19, 2009

catcert 

a concert with cats

The catcert on nekopara live was sick!

catcert by Av3r4ge_ August 28, 2020

cambertard

Car "enthusiast" who believe achieving 21 degrees of negative camber on a vehicle and completely destroying it's reliability and safety is cool.

Look at those cambertards trying to drive over that speed bump.

cambertard by xXMonolithXx April 19, 2017

calbert

A hairy boy who is quiet but sometimes talks alot to certain people. Hater of chocolate and loves to poop. His best friend has to be cool cause anyone he talks to is. His best friend is either a hunky male or a beautiful gal.

friend: did u see that girl?
Other friend: id tap that!
Calbert: dude that's my friend
Friends: mineblown dude ur such a calbert
Calbert: freaks

calbert by Gayboy362 January 24, 2014

Catterton 

1. Sloth-like, couch is most likely best friend. Like an ARMY General he earns stripes but in the art of gaming not war. He is extremely well endowed. He can release his gag reflex on demand and utilizes this skill to not only consume unhealthy amounts of alcohol but to cock gobble.

Did you see Heather Brooke catterton that dick?

Catterton by Jeff Williamson January 22, 2009