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anus corking cat raper 

The act of shoving a firecracker in a cats asshole, lighting the firecracker, butt raping the cat, cuming on its nostrils, flicking its scrotum, and finally watch it limp away to see shit fly from its anus.
Whoa man! Your grandma is an anus corking cat raper, she came on my cats nostrils and everything.
When James Dickinson enters a room, and inserts his chode-like penis into a cat's anus, thus causing the cat to shriek and flee the room.
*James enters*
*James smirks when a cat comes into sight*
*Cat rape occurs courtesy of James*
*James has a celebratory dance to S Club 7's 'reach for the stars'*
Cat rape by BlondeCatLover February 19, 2010
When a female is raped passionately and screams like a cat. They usually scratch pretty violently. Similar to doggystyle. The victim eventually likes it since the rapist has to be around the same age. This is also similar to suprise sex.
Dylan cat raped Jordan. Garren was the king of cat rapage.
Cat Rape by BludgeonedBill November 2, 2009

rape cat 

rape cat destroyer of worlds is one of the most fearsome and terrifying forces on earth. rape cat is several dozen feet tall and is nigh indestructible. most of the time he sleeps rolle din a ball in the sun, but once every few years, he goes on a terrible rampage, consuming entire cities and leaving the earth desolate and desecrated behind him. the streets run red with blood when rape cat come to town. during his reign of terror, rape cat never stops screaming swear words. every breath he takes is accompanied by a curse word so foul, that it would put a wounded pirate to shame.

if word of rape cat's awakening reaches your ears, find a deep dark hole, or start running very fast in the opposite direction
person 1- oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick!

person 2- what in shits name is the matter?

person 1- Rape cat is awake.

person 2- oh good glorious gods of the the Netherlands, hide me!

person 1- fuck you, i got no room left in my bunker.

person 2- oh noes, I'm gonna die!

Cat Man Do Ramer 

We gonna do that Cat man do ramer
Cat Man Do Ramer by griz June 12, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026