Caslita 

the way people misspell Calista every goddam time

"Yo Caslita wassup."
"John, for the 43rd time.. it's spelled Calista"

Caslita by epiloper February 8, 2021

Carlita 

a very creative girl, who doesn't realize how amazing they are. They can be very passive-aggressive, though they will be your best friend for life if you crack through their rough outer exterior.

That girl seems like a Carlita.

Carlita by Wooooooooosh November 26, 2018

Carlita 

A top of the line, choice grade A select, dime piece that not only can be seen as a sexpot, but wife material as well.. mind of her own and a free spirit .

When Carlita was born, who knew she'd live a life of being imprisoned in too much freedom of self.

Carlita by Ath3na81 November 5, 2018

Hot Carlita 

When the gardener convinces the cleaning senorita to hastily perform a traditional or spicy "hot carl" maneuver in one of the unoccupied rooms before their lunch siesta.

I was shocked when I came back from windsurfing and found the cleaning senorita was crying in the shower while the maintenance guy was just laying there on the floor. With that hot carlita dried chilli that spilled all over his face and down the ferociously chewed layers of seranwrap that had been spooled around his head.

Hot Carlita by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Calitard 

A term used to a describe a stupid/idiotic/retarded person from California.

Example: That Alyssa sure is a calitard, with her saying all long rifles are "assault rifles".

Calitard by Huggable Loli October 29, 2020

Calita 

She's into high fives & ninja kicks. She also reads minds and is a wizard. Is part of a secret society of fishermen. Can sell ice to an eskimo and is smoking hot. May or may not enjoy the fun and is kind of a redneck hippy hybrid.

"Oh man I wish I was more like Calita"

Calita by KimosabeT September 16, 2013

Carlita 

usually a bold mexican that is scared of blue cows. not afraid to admit that he got squaids. has really nice bedongkedonk that everyone touches. Zeus gave him a pony for his bday, as the horses can tweet now. loves CHEEZE. favorite phrase: OFF YOUR HEAD!!!

Carlita? MEH...

Carlita by staphilococusigotfromdoingbj April 16, 2010