Caseism 

When someone bans you or demonizes or complains about you using all caps.

Caps don't = shouting ffs

CAPS ARE THE FUTURE!

ME: HEY THIS IS A NICE CHATROOM YOU GUYS GOT HERE!

Them: Ban this guy hes using all caps!

Me: THIS IS CASEISM!

Mod: Banned

Caseism by nosureifsrs12345678 September 25, 2010

Cakeism 

Cakeism - The doctrine of having one's cake and eating it too, as regards the UK government and its Brexit negotiations. The action of exaggerating the UK's potential, to make it seem that greater things are possible than reality offers. Cakeism is used by 'Cakeists' to win people over with baseless offerings such as the red bus used in the UK referendum, with the aim to leave Europe. It is often related to feelings of loss of the British empire. It can also be associated with political opportunism.

You may believe that the UK can once more achieve an Empire, but times have changed, and we are an integrated part of European now. We need to maintain closeness with our neighbours to ensure peace, and that is why the European Union was created. Your aspirations of grandeur and supremacy are pure Cakeism, and you, my friend, are a cakeist

Cakeism by DaveMonty February 5, 2018

cashism 

1. The origins of CASHISM are submerged in the wake of wrecked fortunes, reputations and lives scattered over three continents by the cunning vengefulness of the most notorious emcees of our times, the Viscount Malcolm Hobbledehoy Ischam-Cheekbroom. Forged on a never ending quest, lead solely by greed and the hunger for infinite wealth and power.

2. A belief, political in nature, that all things revolve around money and the never ending thirst for more.

Our government only wants to invade other countries to fulfill its desires of cashism.

cashism by Benzito Jewsolini August 19, 2007

Caseyism 

The means by which someone tries to convey a normal message or action; but instead indirectly makes it sound or look very naughty.

You missed the latest Caseyism, man! It was hilarious!

Caseyism by The Original Pound Cake July 8, 2020

Cassism 

the practice of creating a cassified conversation.

Person (A): how are you so good at keeping conversations going on ends without it being awkward or weird

Person (B): cassism my friend, I am a cassist after all, I am able to do just that

Cassism by silas ahm lemming January 29, 2019

Cageism 

A "cult" set on helping you ascend and helping orphans with leukemia

Can I interest you in cageism? We're an organization bent in helping orphans with leukemia and ascending like our glorious ascended Nicholas Cage. Let's go back. You want to drink Gatorade and eat McDonald's? Fuck it we can make that happen. You want to meet nick cage? Fuck man me too, but we can try. That's what we do. We try. And together I believe we can ascend.

Cageism by Yaboi_J October 3, 2022