Jay

me, I am jay. A human who is a bitbof a peice of shit, but will do everything in my power to make sure you're happy

friend: jay, you good
Jay: fuck you

Friend: :(
Jay: im so sorry. I'll buy you ice cream and give you a hug. Here you go bud *hugs* im sorry this happened. It won't happen again. What happened today?

by Yaboi_J August 06, 2020

Tierd

blow my fucking brains out. I'll make it look like a suicide, I just can't take this pain anymore please just end it, it hurts. I just want to die but I can't. Oh fuck this hurts please, please kill me.

friend: you ok?
Me: I'm just tierd

by Yaboi_J August 06, 2020

Cageism

A "cult" set on helping you ascend and helping orphans with leukemia

Can I interest you in cageism? We're an organization bent in helping orphans with leukemia and ascending like our glorious ascended Nicholas Cage. Let's go back. You want to drink Gatorade and eat McDonald's? Fuck it we can make that happen. You want to meet nick cage? Fuck man me too, but we can try. That's what we do. We try. And together I believe we can ascend.

by Yaboi_J October 03, 2022

johan liebert

That sneaky motherfucker from monster.

Person 1: you hear about the best anime antagonist johan liebert?

Person 2: nah cheif

Person 1: fuckin johan like Jesus fuck just watch the anime fuckin horrifying motherfucker

by Yaboi_J June 25, 2021