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Carvered

When your original plan is hijacked by a pair of enablers, who turns the short time together into a well-stocked liver testing experiment.
They don't just drop in or join you, they strategically engineer a night that you won't remember. They give you the "liquid courage" you need to keep going and make bad decisions.
We were planning on a nice little brunch, but we got Carvered and woke up the next morning face down on the floor next to an empty box of frozen White Castle burgers and a thousand dollar bar receipt from the St. Regis.

I have never spent so much to hear music as I did on touch-tunes the night we got Carvered.
by Capt Dave O September 23, 2025
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George Washington Carvered

When somebody gets sauced really hard. Usually used in super smash bros.
Tyler:*gets JV4'd by Max's DK*
Max: "Dang you just got George Washington Carvered"
by SaximusPrime June 3, 2022
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James cartered

Almost getting with a girl then she gets swooped away by chad alpha male
I almost got with ‘x’ but I got James cartered
by Bigdickalpha June 16, 2018
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careered

reaching ones peak/pinacle of success, the best you will ever do or get
He totally careered it with her, she's hot" " He careered it with you, he'll never be able to get someone who is the complete package like you
by PrettyPinkglitter November 7, 2010
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cartered

Ultimately satisfying ones needs sexually and emotionally beyond their expectations. This action can only be performed by a Carter.
I got cartered
by Satisfaction's finest June 6, 2009
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Cartered

Cartered (Car-ter-d)
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to sink hole of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start, thus making his ticket a loser!
Getting Cartered- I took the Bucks to win by 5 points and the game ended at 125 to 120 for a Bucks win.
“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win.
by Bjorn Philipsonbergstein February 25, 2023
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linda cartered

Getting "Linda Cartered" is when you get so twatted (like Linda Carter on EastEnders, obviously), that you spend the night telling everyone they are ShitCunt arseholes, (or words to that effect) then piss your pants in public.
I was sooo Linda Cartered last night...shouted me mouth off in the pub... Then pissed meself
by Kaydux March 10, 2020
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