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A group of followers that believe their saviour Cardicus will bring greatness to them.
I have been blessed by Cardicus!
Cardicus by Cardicus February 14, 2020
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A horrid affliction where a female has not reciently shaved her vaginal area, but has in the past.
I totally wanted to poke her, but when I checked it out there was like a cactus in her panties!
Dude, she totally had cactipuss.
Cactipuss by The Fish. October 19, 2009

Catcussion 

Catcussion: What you get when a cat hurls itself from the second floor, directly onto your head.
My cat Charlie hurled himself vertically 10feet from a loft landing directly into my head. His purrfect landing gave me a catcussion.
Catcussion by PunnyMama June 13, 2019

Cartious 

Cash Cartious
Cartious by Cartious August 8, 2022

Faticus Caticus 

The thirty-fourth emperor of Rome.
He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so damn fat.

His spirit was reincarnated into something just as morbidly obese, but a cat.
"Oh my god! You're such a Faticus Caticus!"

"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"

"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be eating?"

"I think I'll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."
When a girl hasn't shaved "down there" for a few days.
Dude, that chick had a total cactipuss and chafed my cheeks.
Cactipuss by Double-O-Ben December 19, 2014