Carticuss 

A word used for when you are out of your thc carts and find an old cart somewhere with some left in it.

I thought I was out of shit till I found the long lost carticuss!

Carticuss by The lukinator September 14, 2025

Cardicus

A group of followers that believe their saviour Cardicus will bring greatness to them.

I have been blessed by Cardicus!

Cardicus by Cardicus February 14, 2020

Cactipuss

A horrid affliction where a female has not reciently shaved her vaginal area, but has in the past.

I totally wanted to poke her, but when I checked it out there was like a cactus in her panties!
Dude, she totally had cactipuss.

Cactipuss by The Fish. October 19, 2009

Catcussion 

Catcussion: What you get when a cat hurls itself from the second floor, directly onto your head.

My cat Charlie hurled himself vertically 10feet from a loft landing directly into my head. His purrfect landing gave me a catcussion.

Catcussion by PunnyMama June 13, 2019

Cartious 

a die hard Playboi Carti fan

Cash Cartious

Cartious by Cartious August 8, 2022

Faticus Caticus 

The thirty-fourth emperor of Rome.
He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so damn fat.

His spirit was reincarnated into something just as morbidly obese, but a cat.

"Oh my god! You're such a Faticus Caticus!"

"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"

"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be eating?"

"I think I'll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."

Faticus Caticus by Vyvyan Newmali April 4, 2009

Cactipuss

When a girl hasn't shaved "down there" for a few days.

Dude, that chick had a total cactipuss and chafed my cheeks.

Cactipuss by Double-O-Ben December 19, 2014