Double-O-Ben's definitions

Gridlock

When a person is incapable of removing themselves from the grid due to an attachment to their phone, computer, or job either by choice, addiction, or priorities.

I wanted to go camping this weekend, but I'm totally gridlocked.

by Double-O-Ben October 21, 2013

Cactipuss

When a girl hasn't shaved "down there" for a few days.

Dude, that chick had a total cactipuss and chafed my cheeks.

by Double-O-Ben December 19, 2014