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1. (a.k.a cesspool) is a pit or a pool that is used for sewage or refuse. Basically it can be anything that is filled with shit.
Tintin: Aye Snowy were not fuckin coming here again its a fuckin cesspit in here.

Lady: Bargin past are ya? yous fuckas. bet you havent got a cock amongst yas!

Tintin: You obese fat motherfuckin bitch, fat heap of shit!
cesspit by castanza April 17, 2008
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A pit of human waste.
Without slang, this world is a cesspit.
cesspit by Christii December 14, 2008
1. A pit of human waste
2. Can be used a joke for something that is/can/most of the time is serious, if it is made a mockery of, *insert subject here* cesspit
Well, one time in an online chat I saw kappa, the nae nae, and dabs being used in a political debate. I promptly cried at the sight of this geopolitical cesspit.
cesspit by Gamerofwar99 August 16, 2016

Polyamorous Cesspit 

A place where polyamorous couples settle down and do polyamorous stuff. It can be a house, a treehouse, an apartment block, a single room or an RV.

Are there any differences between these places? Absolutely not. All of them house these people and all of them have the same environment to offer.

Just imagine the stench of days-old sweat lingering inside... The heat... The rising jealousy of everyone inside this place... The madness in the air... Sounds worse than an actual cesspit if you ask me...

And some people openly say "wE nEEd tO nORmaLIzE PoLYAmORy" like it's a good thing...

May Providence guide them to a better path...
Dylan: Hey there, bruh.
Romeo: Yes?
Dylan: Would you mind if you join me in my house this evening? I have something special to show you.
Romeo: But my wife's expecting me to-
Dylan: Don't worry, she'll be fine.

A few hours later...

Dylan: Welcome! Join me inside so that I can introduce you to my partners.

Romeo: Wait... Did you say... Partners..?
Dylan: Yes. I'm polyamorous, and I'm living with my 4 partners in this house for 4 years. Sounds great, right?
Romeo: Absolutely not. This place looks like a moral cesspit for me.
Dylan: What!?
Romeo: What's the word... Uhh... Yes! It's called a polyamorous cesspit.
Dylan: Who told you that!?
Romeo: My wife. She described it for me and she's absolutely right about this. The stench, the odd feeling, the hidden jealousy and everything.
Dylan: *MICROAGRESSION* Shut up you CIS WHITE MAN!!!! SHSJJWHEWHDJWHAHAJ!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: What an idiot.

Cartesian Cesspit 

When an inexperienced man can't find the right hole on a woman and ends up in the backdoor.
Bro, I hate to admit it, but she was my first time, and I accidentally pulled a full Cartesian Cesspit on her. I'm so ashamed.

Cess Pit 

A derogatory term for the W.C. or toilet after a particularly smelly turd has been deposited.
Oh man, what have you eaten? That cess pit is nasty.
Cess Pit by Robin May 13, 2005
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