Carter-ed

To turn one’s female ex partner lesbian or bisexual after dating, usually a result of poor treatment.

Hey man what happened to your ex?
She got carter-ed

Carter-ed by MikhailVEVO October 19, 2022

Career Ed 

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.

I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.

Career Ed by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019

Edwin Carter 

A nigger that thinks he's good at basketball but he isn't. He can't even dunk and has the IQ of a 2 year old

Guy 1: I saw Edwin Carter playing basketball, he sucks.

Edwin Carter by sehtresrghersvgesgesg October 23, 2012

James cartered 

Almost getting with a girl then she gets swooped away by chad alpha male

I almost got with ‘x’ but I got James cartered

James cartered by Bigdickalpha June 16, 2018

cartered

Ultimately satisfying ones needs sexually and emotionally beyond their expectations. This action can only be performed by a Carter.

I got cartered

cartered by Satisfaction's finest June 6, 2009

Cartered

Cartered (Car-ter-d)
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to sink hole of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start, thus making his ticket a loser!

Getting Cartered- I took the Bucks to win by 5 points and the game ended at 125 to 120 for a Bucks win.
“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win.

Cartered by Bjorn Philipsonbergstein February 25, 2023

linda cartered 

Getting "Linda Cartered" is when you get so twatted (like Linda Carter on EastEnders, obviously), that you spend the night telling everyone they are ShitCunt arseholes, (or words to that effect) then piss your pants in public.

I was sooo Linda Cartered last night...shouted me mouth off in the pub... Then pissed meself

linda cartered by Kaydux March 10, 2020