Carsheian 

Big ass motherfucker who will steal your shoes and is fatter than caydyn, is also a piranha and goes on the redhead section of pornhub.

Yo this bitch ass carsheian just bit my ass.

Carsheian by Hazimbrine July 18, 2019

Carshena 

One of a kind, only knows her name so everyone else will, an April Fool, leaves an impression from Hell, as in, if ya ever met her, you'll NEVER forget her!

Carshena is: A little Marilyn Monroe, lotsa Bugs Bunny, Amelia Earhart in blazing paths for someone else and then disappearing

Carshena by Be-Bop Cato February 3, 2010

carséan 

people names carséan often tend to be amazing people. they have amazing hair, pretty eyes, freckles and are overall amazing. they are always willing to be there for you and will never know how much you love them. they are great to have movie nights with, long conversations, play sports with, and just be close to. people with the name carséan give amazing hugs, and cuddles. they’re also unironically hilarious. they’re generally just amazing, handsome, beautiful hobgoblins and easy to fall in love with. they also tend to love tea, and bees! they’re the greatest people ever and won’t know because they think everything has to be perfect even though they already are perfect themselves ((:

person 1: hey carséan
person 2: hi!!
((: 💗

carséan by keiii (((: 💗 March 6, 2022

carséan 

people names this name tend to be amazing, generous, handsome people who have amazing eyes, freckles, are super smart. carséan is the type of person who tries and tries until they succeed or get it to be perfect, but in reality everything is perfect as long as you’re with them. they’re always there for you through thick and thin, and you’re always there for them to. you love them so much, they’ll never know because they’re so obvious, unfortunately. they give amazing cuddles, and hugs. don’t get me started on the way they will make you feel comfortable. they have weird dreams but that’s ok; everyone does. every conversation is so therapeutic and funny with them, as they are also unironically funny. this type of person is the greatest. they are such a gentle soul and love their tea. they’re always so understanding, caring and loving. it’s hard not to love them. they seem like a hard person but it’s honestly easy to figure how they feel just by looking at them. the room lights up when they are in there and they make everything seem so much easier. they’re the other half you never really knew you needed until y’all met, and they’re also an amazing teammate, and just person in general

person: hey
carséan: hi
person: you’re very cool

carséan by keiii (((: 💗 March 6, 2022

Carsonian Humor 

Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying

"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.

"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"

"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"

Carsonian Humor by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019

Carshia 

She is kind, beautiful, and will keep haters away from loved ones as well as herself

Person 1: She can hide her feeling really good but her bffs are Lavanya and Elizabeth
Person 2: Yep, she is a Carshia

Carshia by idk.who.i.am.anymore April 22, 2021

crashtian 

When a man called christian rolls his car 3 DAYS after passing his test!

"Hey Crashtian...wanna roll down to town?"

crashtian by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005