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carsorian 

A handsome human with a wide imagination, usually gets mad really quickly though. He can help you out with everything. Everything he thinks of comes to reality.
ugh... I need help... Carsorian! Come here!
carsorian by Henkbob June 5, 2017
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Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.
The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.

carsonion 

The god that is not only a human but an onion, has many layers of personality and can be there for everyone. Hot in bed and also has good eyes.
God that carsonion is sexy...
carsonion by TheBoiYeet April 20, 2018

Carriann 

An amazing, beautiful, sweet, caring, loving, funny, weird and cute girl. She can always make you smile even on your bad days. She's funny and weird but that's why we love her.
Carriann is so sweet, she can always make me smile
Carriann by cupcake19 May 4, 2013

Carsonian Humor 

Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying

"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.
"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"

"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"
Carsonian Humor by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019

Carrianne 

a wonderful girl with a great personality and (well she thinks shes ugly) is pretty descet looking (fine bod)and i wann go w/ her but ricky got her so..... u no how we roll.SMS.
I want you Carrianne.
Carrianne by Sean BOB December 5, 2003

Caesarian 

(adjective) A feeling of extreme power or kingliness that makes one feel akin the Julius Caesar.
Mate, after your performance last weekend you must be feeling absolutely Caesarian.
Caesarian by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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