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carrot-top 

(verb)
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.

2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.
Sarah: "Good lord. How did I carrot-top from Lindsay Lohan to the Hanshin earthquake in Japan?"

Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."
carrot-top by illumine77 January 16, 2010

Carrot Top 

1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head

2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried
Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!
Carrot Top by sixgunsamurai August 21, 2003

Carrot Top 

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.
Carrot Top by Marmite332 November 25, 2022

carrot top 

a shite comic who lives in the rich area of Winter Park.
Somebody get Carrot Top off the air, please.
carrot top by KRHimself October 24, 2004

Carrot Top 

Nobody likes Carrot Top, so why is he still on the air?
Carrot Top by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

Carrot Top 

1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot
"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"
Carrot Top by Alfonso The Pure April 11, 2006