Carragher

Former Celtic warlords, who conquered Ireland and Britain, but were betrayed and disgraced. Written out of history and are now bitter for all eternity.

Dude, I got 50% in my test, I feel like such a Carragher.

by caustic.corrupter February 5, 2009

doing a carragher

When you get so angry at someone you end up spitting on their child.

Friend 1 - Did you see Jamie at the weekend?
Friend 2 - No, what happened?
Friend 1 - Some guy was giving him jip and he ended up doing a carragher

by nibbler2215 March 14, 2018

Lily Carragher

A teacher who will literally give you 5 lunch detentions because you have the wrong color folder. Everyone around you think shes hot and would bang.

That person is probably a Lily Carragher

by Walterina Pavloski March 12, 2022

National Hate Jamie Carragher Day

The event on May 23rd celebrating the hatred towards the defender with the second most own goals in the Premier League.

'He keeps not caring about our results, can't wait for National Hate Jamie Carragher Day'

by Baguettine December 10, 2023

Caraphernelia

A condition in which someone abandons you but leaves their belongings behind, including painful memories.

Caraphernelia is the best song ever.

by Rain.Pierce November 2, 2015

Caraphernelia

A heart broken disease when someone leaves you, but leaves most of their belongings with you. Known mostly by the song "Caraphernelia" by Pierce The Veil. Written when Vic Fuentes, vocalist, sees everything his ex-girlfriend left behind. Such as hair-clips, razors, travel shampoo, etc. After a while, making him miss her more and more.

Dude, she left her stuff behind. It's giving me caraphernelia.

by BottyBot November 3, 2013

Mrs. Carriager

A married woman who masquerades an abortion as a miscarriage because she was cheating and there's a good chance It's not the husbands.

Did you hear that old Mrs. Carriager lost yet another pregnancy?

by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020