Carpses

The second tier of the plural of the word 'Carp'.

For one carp, the word 'Carp' is adequate, for more than one carp, 'Carp' is also adequate... However for Rosey Wood's sheer Carpyness (not crappyness), only 'Carpses' will suffice!

Has Mo Been Catching Carpses yet? Na, He's Shit

by NotRogy June 30, 2010

bleached corpses

Spirits of the dead who attempted ambitious projects, but failed miserably. They are horribly lifeless ghosts who expect nothing but failure.

In a Charlie Rose interview, Sting nervously joked about the presence of bleached corpses hovering around the stage as he prepared songs for his first musical, The Last Ship.

by yes juanito yes October 25, 2014

Carpse

The flaming wreckage of a vehicle, frequently found to be a burden in racing video games.

Dude, my million point stunt run got screwed up by your carpse sitting in the middle of the road.

by MPR on Wheels July 6, 2009

corpsesexual

A made-up so called “sexuality” (by people who live in their uncle’s basement), which is invalid.

A:I’m corpsesexual!
B:…That doesn't exist.

by bunnyhatsrcool August 15, 2021

house of 1000 corpses

One of the greatest horror movies made in recent years, it is created by Rob Zombie and has a number of references to older horror/slasher movies. Lots of death along with some cannibalism. The camera work is amazing.

House of 1000 Corpses is my favorite movie ever!

by SupremeLord November 24, 2003

house of 1000 corpses

A song by Rob Zombie from his album, The Sinister Urge. It is also the theme song to the movie he later directed. While the musical portion of the song is fairly simple, it is most notable for beginning and ending with what sound like various television or radio broadcasts detailing the carnage inside the house, with lines like "Police have identified four victims, and plan on more than just the four for the charges filed today", as well as "...a large kettle on the stove which held boiled body parts..." It is also peppered with various screams, sounds of chainsaws, and the occasional eerie voice. Overall, it is the type of song that one would not want to first listen to alone in a dark room.

First Gentleman: "I do say, my good man, what music shall I select to be played during my dinner social this evening? I have looked at various selections, but I must say that they all reek of feces -- metaphorically, of course."

Second Gentlemen: "Why, I do believe I have just the song! You must have heard of musical virtuoso Robert Cummings, commonly known as Rob Zombie. His song, "House of 1000 Corpses", is just the kind of background music for your own cannibalistic proceedings tonight!"

First Gentlemen: "Oh, Winston, you know me only too well. Of course I shall play that song again! I will be sure to save some sweetbreads for you this time; I know how you do like those exquisite bits of human goodness."

by Suav Nitebeest March 2, 2007

corpsesmaiddress

They are very cool and poggers. They post tiktoks that are very pog.

Corpsesmaiddress is very kind!

by el^-^ July 6, 2021