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Carroted 

When in RuneScape, you go up to someone you don't like and perform the jig emote. A substitute word can be "Owned."
Djbabycarrot: *performs jig emote*
Djbabycarrot: "Carroted."
Carroted by ily blc November 21, 2010

Carroted 

When you see an unattended drink, instead of adding roofies you put a carrot in it.
Damnit man, i left my drink for a minute and i got carroted.
Carroted by Mr. BLT January 19, 2010

carrotdiming 

When you gotta bust a nut but conventional back n forth jacking aint what it used to be. Wrap ya neck in a rope, plastic bag covering optional, and swing from your coat rack in the closet while a shop vac goes to town on ya wonky bits. You dont know if you/re coming or going but whatever it is, its the stuff dreams are made of.
I cant stand jacking off to porn anymore, if you guys need me I'll be carrotdiming in the basement, check on me every 3 minutes to make sure I wake up.
carrotdiming by David CarrotDimes January 28, 2021

carrotid arteries 

Da veins in Brer Rabbit's neck dat enable him to out-think --- and also out-RUN, when necessary --- his bigger-but-less-clever enemies like Brer Fox, Brer Wolf, and Brer Bear.
Just like Brer Rabbit, Bugs Bunny also needs to always have his carrotid arteries in top form in order to outwit --- and often to out-maneuver, as well --- his assorted bang-stick-wielding nemeses like Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd.
carrotid arteries by QuacksO August 18, 2021

Carrotted 

When you are so high you don’t even your name
“I’m so carrotted right now”
Carrotted by CervixCupcake May 11, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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