Carping Out

Mental retardation so severe, one could be compared to have the mental aptitude of Magikarp, thereby drooling and/or flailing about.

Kyle broke the microwave trying to open it, because he was carping out.

by Relleron October 2, 2014

carped out

"Carpeted out" after taking too much GHB. Typically, the user will appear to be dead; however, they are just in a deep state of sleep and cannot be awoken.

Jairus had way too much GHB and was so carped out he was twitching.

by Dirty Dirt April 23, 2008

carp out

When you take too much GHB you carp out.

"Don't carp out again you pussy!"

by bigjg August 28, 2008

carped out

When someone takes too much GHB and cannot be woken up.

Damn bro, Jairus is carped out in my room.

by BIGJG November 8, 2007

Carping out

The act of a gay man performing fellatio on another gay man while shoving gold fish into this rectum.

After the club, the men were carping out in the alley.

by Imma_Decoy January 15, 2011