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The best Pokemon in the universe. It's Splash attack can do over 9000 damage to any Pokemon on the game. It's weaker form, Gyarados, is used in OU play because Magikarp is so broken and godly.
Boy: Go Magikarp!
Pokemon Champion: I forfeit...
by Uber Magikarp January 20, 2009
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Strongest person alive. Better then Tony-Tiger.
Girl 1: That man is so Magikarp.
Girl 2: Such scandalis. Much wow.
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by Fank_Dank May 11, 2017
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The greatest pokemon of all time. Evolves into Gyarados at level 20. It's signature splash is so strong that at level 1, it can take out an Arceus, Rayquaza, and Mewtwo all at the same time. This pokemon is the god of all pokemon because of splash. As long as Gyarados has splash, it also is extremely powerful.
Me: Mudkip I chose you!
May: Let's go Magikarp!
Me: Oh no! Please don't use splash!!
May: Magikarp use Splash!
(Splash takes out the whole team)
Me: No, Magikarp defeated everyone.
by Y'all are Stupid November 16, 2018
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the act of loosing control of one's limbs whilst experiencing extreme sexual pleasure.
i giv 'er 3 fingers and she magikarped like a cod on a cock

in out in out you magikarp about
by marv & mulks November 08, 2008
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A girl/boy who's flirting techniques are less than desired. Has only one move and uses it constantly. Like Magikarp with splash, it is all he/she knows and it is ineffective.
"Dude isn't she so hot?"
"yea, but shes boring. total magikarp, brah"
by dalifaz September 12, 2013
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The most pointless of all Pokemon. Magikarp (also known as Magikrap) is a retarded-looking fish that sucks ass, because it's only attack, Splash, doesn't do shit. The most common response from someone playing, when they encounter a Magikarp, is "Fuck, a damn Magikarp." The only good thing about Magikarp is that it evolves into Gyrarados, which is a fairly strong Pokemon.
Kid playing: Empoleon! Use surf! *starts surfing on the water*

Game: *swiches to Wild Pokemon screen* A wild MAGIKARP appeared!

Kid playing: Fuck, a damn Magikarp.
by The random jerk August 22, 2007
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