Carpicking

Carpicking: The act of checking cars at night to check if they are unlocked, and if so, taking items of value within.

Dude, with the money I got carpicking, I bought a half ounce.

by WTFcheese July 8, 2010

Colac Carjacking

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.

Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.

by Strahany June 29, 2019

Carricking

Promoting New South Wales in Australia above all other states in a condescending manner

With these relief grants no other state got, the PM is carricking like never before

by AceChihuahua July 7, 2021

carjacking

Getting masturbated manually while driving a motor vehicle

Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time

by dp mcdaniels May 11, 2010

carjacking

The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.

The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.

Hey man, I went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick!

by mapatric March 18, 2007

Cricking

A back or neck pain leading to a spaz

Man that chair was cricking me!

by KDGirl February 11, 2009

Carlocking

The act of repeatedly sending someone a Facebook friend request and immediately canceling it so that the other user receives a notification of the request but can no longer respond to it.

I've been carlocking Steve Kaplan for a few days now and he thinks that Facebook is broken.

by drankpee November 5, 2014