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cat clocking 

When you catch an individual looking at you and they immediately look away only to look back at you soon after. A phrase derived from the old fashion cat clocks that would move their eyes from side to side as the seconds went by.
Dennis: " Have you seen who's here at the party?"
Alex: " Yeah man, looks like Torran made it after all"
Dennis: " You think he knows you are here?"
Alex : "Of course he knows I'm here, he's been cat clocking me since I got here. Acting like he hasn't seen me" "He knows he owes me money"
cat clocking by Arthur Justice 2 January 10, 2015

Clocking you 

This occurs when someone follows your typical movements over a period of time as part of a plan, such as an escape or a crime.
The inmates were clocking you and the Sergeant's cell checks to time a drug deal.
Clocking you by I, Wreckerrr March 12, 2021

Colac Carjacking 

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.
Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.
Colac Carjacking by Strahany June 29, 2019

Carricking 

Promoting New South Wales in Australia above all other states in a condescending manner
With these relief grants no other state got, the PM is carricking like never before
Carricking by AceChihuahua July 7, 2021

Cuckoo clocking

The action of announcing the time and number of hours left in a work day at annoyingly short intervals.
"Seven thirty, eight and half more hours until quitting time."
"Stop Cuckoo clocking! Nobody cares how much longer we have to work today."
Cuckoo clocking by Zarl June 23, 2009

Carlosing 

To Carlos/Carlosing can mean one of two things.
A) To take a carefully selected portion of a funny or otherwise inappropriate conversation and post it in Carlos' thread (Talk 2 Carlos 2.0).
OR
B) To partake in any activity while mimicking the greatness of the Carlos.
"Her: LOLOL OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
Him: I know right? THAT SHIT IS WORTH CARLOSING! RIGHT NOW!"

"Him: I Carlosed the lawn yesterday.
Her: You mean you mowed the lawn?
Him: Yeah, but in the way of Carlos."
Carlosing by Mme. Guillotine November 2, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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