The act of hooking up with a girl whom your friend was trying to hook up with himself.
Doug: I thought that Ukranian girl last night was feeling me
Jared: Sorry bro, i ended up performing a robbery after you passed out
The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.
Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!
Buy a
Dickpants McDaniels
mug!
Getting masturbated manually while driving a motor vehicle
Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time
The act of hooking up with a girl after cockblocking your friend while the female is already engaged in a prior relationship.
Megan has a boyfriend, but my friend tried to hook up with her. Not only did I hook up with her, but found out later she was married. I definitely performed a grand theft.
