Carpaccio

When you drive off with your coffee on top of your car.

Brady: 'Shit! I left my coffee on my car before I drove to work this morning!'

Achilles: 'You must've had a carpaccio then. Dumbass.'

by Albyizzazeo Incoyujinitued June 10, 2023

Beef carpaccio

Based on the cooking technique of carpaccio.

During sexual intercourse, you place a plastic bag over your lovers face and punch them repeatedly (can also be accomplished with a hammer for authenticity). Make sure the bag has holes to ensure access to oxygen.

This can be seen as the inverse of the donkey punch.

Jody: WOW! Sarah, where did you get all those bruises?
Sarah: Oh, last night was Joe's birthday, so while we were in bed I let him give me the beef carpaccio.
Jody: You guys are really in love, huh?
Sarah: We are.

by Wolfgang Moosecock November 25, 2009

Canine Carpaccio

aka: Raw Dog

Yo mama just let me canine carpaccio without a cover!

by Logical Empiricist Stoic February 18, 2025

Caracciolo

Italian origin, specifically from Naples. Usually blood line for people with family involved in the Italian Mob or Mafia.

Vinny Caracciolo was a head mob crew runner. He delivered drugs and got several authority figures beheaded

by TQHUNGRY December 15, 2011

Carbacious

Full of carbs

She enjoyed a carbacious meal of pasta and breadsticks.

by Annierae August 11, 2018

Capacious COCK Wallet

A large moist wallet for ones cock.

Feeling rather inadequate after shagging Belinda and sharing my disappointment to my friend Albert, he said belinda is known for having a "Capacious COCK Wallet" old bean! rather like fisting an elephants grandma!

by Johny Alpha December 11, 2011

crapaccino

The inevitable turd after strong coffee.

Man the coffee has gone through me, time for a crapaccino

by bigsando May 8, 2014