Carous

Very very simply and easy.

“The book was carous to read!”

by hockeygirl1106 October 20, 2020

Alex Caruso

THE FUCKING GOAT!!!! NO ARGUMENT HE DUNKED ON A LITERAL SNAKE!!!! COULD'VE DUNKED ON MICHEAL JORDAN EASILY!!!

I would take Alex Caruso over Magic and Kobe as best Laker any day.

by Shaquoomp August 26, 2019

Covid Carols

The feature of almost songlike whining & kvetching from Covid Babies that accompanies the regular Covid Season.
Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.

"My head hurts. I think I have a fever. I can't breathe. My body aches. Feel like I'm gonna throw up. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"

"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"

"Praise Fauchovah!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023

cock carousel

An idea perpetuated on manosphere blogs that women casually sleep around in their 20's with hot, non-commital player types.

Then, supposedly, when they hit their 30's and lose their looks, they realize they wasted their prime man-snagging years and become desperate to settle down, often with a boring, dependable flavor of guy they previously had no interest in.

Karen spent her late-twenties riding the cock carousel with a bunch of guys in bands that just wanted sex. Now she's 33, past her prime, and dating an accountant who's she's pressuring to have kids with.

by CommanderFerret October 26, 2013

carusbro

(noun) used to describe a person who plays lacrosse but is a HUGE tool. Carusbros (plural version) often date skanky girls who are at least 4 years younger than himself. The usual attire for a Carusbro is a pinny 7 sizes too small, to show off his muscles, a bright orange hunting hat, and kanye glasses to make sure everyone knows he's a douche. Basically it is the biggest insult for a lacrosse player, just like calling a mexican a "spick".

Josh: Yo dude I'm wearing my pinny tonight; oh and my 8th grade girlfriend is coming too.

Bart: Dude you're being a Carusbro, I might have to block you on facebook......

by countfunkyou November 2, 2011

Cock Carousel

A promiscuous female that is 18-30yrs old having sex with alpha males. When they reach their 30s they are ready to settle down with a beta male.

Example, get on the Carousel and jump on one cock, then get off onto another cock. Then another cock, and another, and another cock etc. COCK CAROUSEL!!!!

Elizabeth has been riding the cock carousel well into her early 30s.

by I am Dolemite B#^ch June 2, 2017

Cock Carousel

A metaphorical place that (unfortunately) women will go to in their 20's. They will essentially give out free fucks to all the Chads, and will then act as if they are entitled, justified and free to now settle down with any beta male for the purpose of having a family.

It is a sad reflection upon our society that feminism has gone from being a civil rights movement to empowering women to be shameless sluts.

Nigel: "Man, I am so lucky to have my loving wife. She'll always stick by me."
Chad: "Dude, you got played hard. She had a long ride on the Cock Carousel in her 20's, she's a slut!"

by That_One_Dodgy_boi September 30, 2017