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Carmello Anthony Suprise 

When a man is having sex, then walks away into the bathroom. he then takes caramel and puts it all over his penis.then runs out of the bathroom to his partner and shoves the penis into said partners mouth. And vigorously thrusts until the caramel is gone.
I cant wait for her to get home. I have a Carmello Anthony Suprise for her today.

Carmelo Anthony 

Carmelo Anthony is a professional basketball player on the Denver Nuggets of the NBA. He was drafted with 3rd pick in the 2003 nba draft after winning a championship in Syracuse. He has had two signature shoes: the Nike Jordan Carmelo 1.5 and Air Jordan Carmelo 5.5. He LeBron James and Dwyane Wade are considered the bright future stars of the NBA.
Carmelo Anthony just scored 45 on the sixers.
Carmelo Anthony by Coryblount September 14, 2008

Carmelo Anthony 

NBA power forward for the Denver Nuggets. Was the 3rd overall pick in the NBA Draft, which also boasted such stars as now-teammates Lebron James and Dwayne Wade. He is often just referred to as "Melo" by fans and sportscasters. Melo is consistently one of the top scorers in the league, usually averaging around 28 points per game.

In an incident which landed him with a 15 game suspension, Carmelo sucker-punched Mardy Collins of the New York Knicks after then-coach Isiah Thomas encouraged his team to foul hard due to his perception of the Denver Nuggets running up the score late in the game. Because of the suspension, Denver traded for guard Allen Iverson, and then subsequently had two of the highest scorers in the league on one team. The move ultimately did not work out and resulted in the trade of Iverson for Chauncy Billups.

Melo was then seen in the league as a bully and a thug, furthering the thuggish bad boy image of the Denver Nuggets.

He is on Team Jordan where he has numerous shoe and clothing lines. He also won a national championship at Syracuse University his freshman year, which has lead many to believe he has the ability to do the same on the professional stage.
Carmelo Anthony is one bad mo fo.
Carmelo Anthony by Woobers July 23, 2010

Carmelo Anthony 

Very talented, but reputedly lazy NBA forward for the New York Knicks. Polished, effortless scorer that keeps a level head in high stakes games, but frequently only shows up on the offensive end of the floor. Flashed his full potential during the 08-09 playoffs, but isn't always inclined to use it. Blew up what had the makings of a tough, talented team in the Nuggets with Billups with his demands to join the Knicks (which has a reputation for questionable decisions). Will have to find a way to tailor his game to Mike D'Antoni's all-offense playbook, which hasn't gotten anyone to NBA title yet. On-the-floor-gifts suggest hall-of-fame potential, but may not be mixed with the work ethic needed to fully use them.
Carmelo Anthony looked like he'd eaten to many marshmallows before the game he was late to, but still dropped 42-15 plus a game winner on Dirk Nowitski in the game.
Carmelo Anthony by XCellente July 29, 2011

Carmelo Anthony 

A Professional Basketball Player for the New York Knicks who is impossible to stop, he spits fire. He is FIRE
Carmelo Anthony by PTK28 April 3, 2013

Carmelo Anthony 

Carmelo Anthony is a 34 year-old trash can. Makes close to 30 Million for doing absolutely nothing. He thinks that he is the shit even though it's been 7 years since he was cool. He refused to play on the bench and is the biggest ball hog in the world. Houston Rockets fans think Russell Westbrook is to blame for Melo sucking, but everyone will be clowning them by December.
Houston Rockets Fans: No way Carmelo Anthony is on our team he's going to score 20 for us it's all Westbrook's fault!

Everyone Else: Carmelo Sucks

December...

Houston Rockets Fans: Why did we sign Melo he's so garbage.

Everyone Else: Dumbasses.
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