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Carlosing 

To Carlos/Carlosing can mean one of two things.
A) To take a carefully selected portion of a funny or otherwise inappropriate conversation and post it in Carlos' thread (Talk 2 Carlos 2.0).
OR
B) To partake in any activity while mimicking the greatness of the Carlos.
"Her: LOLOL OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
Him: I know right? THAT SHIT IS WORTH CARLOSING! RIGHT NOW!"

"Him: I Carlosed the lawn yesterday.
Her: You mean you mowed the lawn?
Him: Yeah, but in the way of Carlos."
Carlosing by Mme. Guillotine November 2, 2011
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Carlosito 

The most wonderful person, who has the biggest heart and is extremely caring. It comes from a play on the diminutive for Carlos in Spanish by combining Carlos + osito (teddy bear). You can always count on Carlosito to provide the best hugs.
With his crimson sweatshirt, Carlosito gave me the best hug.

The cat hugged the teddy bear.

(#Garlosito —> Gato + Carlosito)
Carlosito by fish99 November 12, 2022
Calysis is a fat boy who steals and eats all of the snacks. He has a girlfriend who hates him and is scared to tell him because she’s scared he might eat her alive.
Is that calysis? He ate my snacks!!!
Calysis by Mia Mommy January 3, 2019

carlosstory 

A twitch streamer/youtuber who blew up in the winter. He's very funny and very good at what he does. If you like someone who grinds but still has fun he's the guy for you. If you don't laugh ur butt off watching him ur not human. He has one of if not the best NBA2k account. He was one of the first people to Giannis. He's such a good grinder he has 8 Galaxy Opals. I watch him every night he's on. Go Subscribe right now if you don't ur stupid
Carlosstory is such a good youtuber

calypsis 

Cool guy on Twitter that talks about Fortnite 🔥🔥
Did you see Calypsis win
calypsis by RedEyedAngel589 September 13, 2023

Carlosing 

The act of "bumbling" around, almost aimlessly but to the outside world it appears that you very much have an aim. You might try and look busy, but everyone really knows your not actually doing anything.

The act of Carlosing is a difficult one to master, it is said that the Germans have perfected it, while others are just trying to imitate them.
"Hey man what have you been up to all day?"
"Oh you know, just carlosing around."
Carlosing by Carlos The Third December 25, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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