Carlosito 

The most wonderful person, who has the biggest heart and is extremely caring. It comes from a play on the diminutive for Carlos in Spanish by combining Carlos + osito (teddy bear). You can always count on Carlosito to provide the best hugs.

With his crimson sweatshirt, Carlosito gave me the best hug.

The cat hugged the teddy bear.

(#Garlosito —> Gato + Carlosito)

Carlosito by fish99 November 12, 2022

Carlost 

Someone named Carlos and somehow lose their car.

Where's the car Carlost?

Carlost by Kead September 20, 2016

Carlito Caribbean Cool 

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.

I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.

Carlito Caribbean Cool by Kain October 31, 2004

Calosito 

adj. meaning one who is a little caloso. In Guatemala, they call you this when you are acting very caloso/a...

Juan, pinche madre, no seas calosito...

Calosito by Alex Johansson June 20, 2007

carlston stew 

When a man forcefully grasps another man by the penis, and then force him to gargle his shit. This is best done in the July heat around 100 degrees. After the man's face is sufficiently brown, then grab a bucket of bear juices and pour it all over him. Beware this is for experienced people only. Do not attempt this unless you have correctly performed 5 separate Alaskan pipelines, 3 Texas roundabouts, 1 Alabama hot pocket, and 2 Cleveland steamers.

Wow, last night I did my first Carlston stew!

Really? Was it a random guy?

Yeah it was crazy!

carlston stew by Grandmathruster June 10, 2014

Carlosing 

To Carlos/Carlosing can mean one of two things.
A) To take a carefully selected portion of a funny or otherwise inappropriate conversation and post it in Carlos' thread (Talk 2 Carlos 2.0).
OR
B) To partake in any activity while mimicking the greatness of the Carlos.

"Her: LOLOL OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
Him: I know right? THAT SHIT IS WORTH CARLOSING! RIGHT NOW!"

"Him: I Carlosed the lawn yesterday.
Her: You mean you mowed the lawn?
Him: Yeah, but in the way of Carlos."

Carlosing by Mme. Guillotine November 2, 2011

Carlito

A carlito is a person who is cool. Carlitos often eat apples and spit in people's face when they do something that is not cool.

Also a WWE wrestler

Look at Matt, he is a real Carlito!

Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"

Carlito by Meijer's! September 15, 2005