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Carl Johnson 

A fool that picked the wrong house.
All Carl Johnson had to do, was follow the damn train.
Carl Johnson by figgernaggot101 April 2, 2019

Carl Johnson 

A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker
Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*

*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*
Carl Johnson by Frank_Tenpenny July 20, 2019

carl johan 

Carl Johan is a name used on people, that has a big dick
Look at that guy, he is a Carl Johan
carl johan by Geparden May 13, 2016

Carl Johnson 

The main character of "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas".
Man: Did you hear? Carl Johnson's mom got murdered and he's back up with the hood now.
Man #2: Yeah, he's beating up those Ballas suckas.
Carl Johnson by OGFL May 5, 2009

Carl Joakim 

male, with these characteristics:

1. Good humor
2. Sexy, well built body
3. treats his woman with respect
4. is GREAT in bed, gives a lot
5. is a great dad
6. works hard, and earns a lot of money
7. is handy
8. is a gentleman, but still also a bad boy
9. does almost everything his woman asks him to do
10. fun at parties
omg, he is soooo Carl Joakim
Carl Joakim by ninen November 17, 2009

Carl Johnson 

yo nigga CJ from groove street
Hey Carl Johnson you ugly ass mf get ur ass over here.
Carl Johnson by notsoname March 10, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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