Carl-Jo

The most handsome and sexy guy to ever do it. He also has a very big dick.

Juan ”Isn’t that Carl-Jo?”
John: “Yep, definitely is!”

by The greatest ever June 19, 2021

Carl Johnson

A fool that picked the wrong house.

All Carl Johnson had to do, was follow the damn train.

by figgernaggot101 April 2, 2019

Carl Johnson

A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker

Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*

*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*

by Frank_Tenpenny July 20, 2019

carl johan

Carl Johan is a name used on people, that has a big dick

Look at that guy, he is a Carl Johan

by Geparden May 13, 2016

Carl Johnson

The main character of "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas".

Man: Did you hear? Carl Johnson's mom got murdered and he's back up with the hood now.
Man #2: Yeah, he's beating up those Ballas suckas.

by OGFL May 5, 2009

Carl Joakim

male, with these characteristics:

1. Good humor
2. Sexy, well built body
3. treats his woman with respect
4. is GREAT in bed, gives a lot
5. is a great dad
6. works hard, and earns a lot of money
7. is handy
8. is a gentleman, but still also a bad boy
9. does almost everything his woman asks him to do
10. fun at parties

omg, he is soooo Carl Joakim

by ninen November 17, 2009

Carl Johnson

yo nigga CJ from groove street

Hey Carl Johnson you ugly ass mf get ur ass over here.

by notsoname March 10, 2020